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'Your weight is 297 and you will soon be charged an extra airline fee...'

ET Mishap

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

Cow Blue Arrows

Boy pilot.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Football

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

The Red Baron meets his match.

Fish Aeroplane

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Birds on the wing

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

'Must be American.'

Birds following an aeroplane.

Mission accomplished.

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

OOPS!

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."