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"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

The Hobby Store

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Boy pilot.

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Student driver."

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

"Student driver"

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Pontius Pilot: "You simpleton!! I said flaps 10 degrees, not 8! One more mistake like that and I'll have you crucified!!"

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

Kamakasi pilot instructor

Flight School.

Angel learning to fly...

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'That's New.'

Try Bob's Flight School

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.