Flight Instructor T-Shirts

'If at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving probably isn't for you!'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Excellent flying Pete! That was a brilliant Textbook landing!'

Flight Simulator / Crash Simulator

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

Try Bob's Flight School

Crow Aviation College.

"Spotlandings are a piece of cake!"

A Blind Pilot

Pontius Pilot: "You simpleton!! I said flaps 10 degrees, not 8! One more mistake like that and I'll have you crucified!!"

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"We've had budget cutbacks since your last session of flight simulation."

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'They made it look so easy.'

'Can you believe I'm flying this sucker on my tablet.'

'It's a flight simulator for passengers.'

'You want to learn how to fly?'

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

Bird to bird: 'When I was young I flunked flight school and was grounded for life.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Penguins going for flying lessons

Al's helicopter school teaches with a tethered helicopter.

Flying school: 5-day crash course.

'I think you'll be 'a natural'!'

At this time we'd like to seat students in rows one to four. - Flight School

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Would you mind switching seats with me... I'm actually terrible at parallel parking.'

"As you'd expect, the control panel of a modern passenger jet is very complex."

ACME skywriting school

Airplane cockpit has a paper aeroplane in it.

Captain Pointy No.7 - Pretending to fly a plane

"One more time, please Dad, let me read my Flight Theory Books one more time..."

"So, how was flight school?"

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"