Aviator-in-training Prints

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

The Hobby Store

Boy pilot.

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

Zorro as a child.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Red Arrows Rookies

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"Student driver."

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."

"Student driver"

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Pontius Pilot: "You simpleton!! I said flaps 10 degrees, not 8! One more mistake like that and I'll have you crucified!!"

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

Kamakasi pilot instructor

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

Angel learning to fly...

Flight School.

"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'That's New.'

Try Bob's Flight School

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"