Pilot In Training T-Shirts

'It's a flight simulator for passengers.'

Football Fans

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Red Arrows Rookies

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Dolphin tricks.

"Student driver."

My First Boat

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

"Student driver"

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

PE teacher teaching football tactics. Boy sat in corner with dunce cap.

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Pontius Pilot: "You simpleton!! I said flaps 10 degrees, not 8! One more mistake like that and I'll have you crucified!!"

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Flight School.

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

Angel learning to fly...

"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

Kamakasi pilot instructor

A jumbo jet

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'That's New.'

Try Bob's Flight School

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"