Navigator At Heart T-Shirts

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

In 500 feet you have reached your destination.

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

'Think about it dad: With this GPS, we can go anywhere, we don't have to be just homing-pigeons anymore...'

Nicky had a feeling that they had missed the turn off for Route 66 and somehow ended up on Route 69.

You are here.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Slip Ahoy!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"I am not asking for directions."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Touché"

Battery Lighthouse

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Saved...life is good!

Moustached gentleman

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'