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Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Lost around a military base.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Department of Nanotechnology

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

You Are Here

2Recalculating..."

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

Recalculating!

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Climate Change Contingency House