Navigator Wannabe Gifts

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Lost around a military base.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

You Are Here

2Recalculating..."

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

Recalculating!

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Climate Change Contingency House