Future Navigator Gifts

'You have reached your destination.'

Climate Change Contingency House

Roads for Graduates

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Nobody on Board

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

"You're safe, he's still not coming"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Between Offices

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"No, not that button!"