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"Why didn't you spring for a proper G.P.S.?"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"I am not asking for directions."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Lost around a military base.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Recalculating!

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"You are here"

Set sail