Airborne Romance Gifts

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

Airliner

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"Excuse me, Captain, but one of the passengers would like to know if you could land in a field so they can make a quick phone call."

For Sale: Red Arrow

'An do you, Sharon, promise to share part of your airliner seat with Don?'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

'Stop complaining. We can't afford business class any more.'

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

I brake for Jetliners.

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

"We will now begin boarding Group 2 and anyone from Group 3 or 4 bold enough to try."

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"Byeee... see you soon!"

'You did it! A witches broom/plane hybrid.'

"Hey! Are we drones?"

"Would you like to pay more to switch your seat or would you like to keep the one next to the teething child and the five-year-old with diarrhoea."

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

"Where are you flying to?"

'I should tell you that I lied when I said sense of humour was what I look for most in a man.'

Tank and giraffe romance

A childs kite falls from the sky,he buys a balloon using it to re-fly his kite

'I never know whether I should buy good goggles that I'll lose after five jumps or cheap ones that'll scratch after two.'

Crash landing