Airborne Romance Pillows

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

Airliner

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

For Sale: Red Arrow

"Excuse me, Captain, but one of the passengers would like to know if you could land in a field so they can make a quick phone call."

'An do you, Sharon, promise to share part of your airliner seat with Don?'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'Stop complaining. We can't afford business class any more.'

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

I brake for Jetliners.

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

"We will now begin boarding Group 2 and anyone from Group 3 or 4 bold enough to try."

'I should tell you that I lied when I said sense of humour was what I look for most in a man.'

"Hey! Are we drones?"

'You did it! A witches broom/plane hybrid.'

"Would you like to pay more to switch your seat or would you like to keep the one next to the teething child and the five-year-old with diarrhoea."

"Byeee... see you soon!"

Airport. Arrivals. Baggage. How was your flight? The guy next to me talked about not being able to use his cell phone the whole trip!

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"Where are you flying to?"

The latest innovation in air travel: convertible jets.

Tank and giraffe romance

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

Boat Launch

Crash landing

Reindeer Crossing