Aviation Lover Pillows

"We will now begin boarding Group 2 and anyone from Group 3 or 4 bold enough to try."

Airport Prices.

'Are we nearly there yet? Are we nearly there yet? Are we nearly there yet?'

"Excuse me, Captain, but one of the passengers would like to know if you could land in a field so they can make a quick phone call."

"I don't just stop being your co-pilot when the plane lands, Roger."

Lucky charms

Crash landing

Suddenly, Gail is recognized by her proctologist.

Car 'ace' birds.

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

'That makes a lot of sense. You are surprisingly down to earth.'

'You never knew your father -- he iced up over Kansas City.'

'This is your captain speaking...' - Pilot parachuting out of plane.

'We allow some pilots to fly their beloved aircraft one last time.'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'Serves him right... what a damn stupid place to play table tennis anyway!'

'An do you, Sharon, promise to share part of your airliner seat with Don?'

Skydivers recording their air miles.

Reindeer Crossing

'B***h' Class

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Walking Luggage.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'