Aviation Enthusiasts Pillows

Airplane Seatbelts

Scared as Hell Airlines.

The extraction.

"Sir, did you order the 'special meal'?"

'When I press this, the stewardess announces what I've done - and one doesn't often get that level of female attention.'

Santa Puking In An Airplane

"When I said to turn off all electronic devices, I didn't mean you!"

Look! It's that new Japanese airline.

Plane drops giant birthday cake from sky

Wrong Brothers about Wright brothers: 'They'll never get it off the ground.'

'I knew the airport was low on parking spaces, but this is ridiculous.'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Ok Captain, let's see if we can get this crate down!'

'I think they've taken stealth technology as far as it can go.'

'And stay out!'

'At least you won't complain about not having enough leg-room...'

Bankrupt Airlines: 'We decided to be real open about it.'

'I'll find room for it, if you'll find my feet and take my shoes off.'

At the flies' bar: 'When I was a young maggot, I dreamed of becoming an Airbus!'

Crash survivor with sunglasses.

Cornering Train

What really happened during US/Russian spy exchange.

'So...We're not pilots!'

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

'Wow! Now that's what I call a courtship display!'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Angel nightmares

US bans laptops and mobiles on planes

"We find the defendants guilty on the charges of missed connections, separated seats, crying babies, bad weather, turbulence and running out of chicken."

Dogs hanging heads out of airplane.

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

"Our gold-plus members get live-streaming of economy class so you can see how cramped and irritable they are."

When Flight Attendants Surf

"I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone."

"Watch out for the last row. They like to play poker."