Airborne Artist Gifts

It's A Bird

Man using to much bug spray

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Airliner

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

OOPS!

Trapeze Artists

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

Trapeze Safety,

The Dread Arrows

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

"You won't be needing that book, young lady!"

"Byeee... see you soon!"

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

"Would you like to pay more to switch your seat or would you like to keep the one next to the teething child and the five-year-old with diarrhoea."

"Hey! Are we drones?"

Trapeze artists.

The latest innovation in air travel: convertible jets.

Boat Launch

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

"And here we have a very rare and unusual piece titled 'The Last Remaining Open Seat.'"

'Anyone got a hanky?'

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

A childs kite falls from the sky,he buys a balloon using it to re-fly his kite

Diver disguised as a fish

Paper Airplane