Love-struck Aviator Prints

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

Lost in Admiration

'It's for you.'

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

"It's not what you think."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

'An do you, Sharon, promise to share part of your airliner seat with Don?'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"Don't be cross, Leo. I just had to see you."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"Excuse me, Captain, but one of the passengers would like to know if you could land in a field so they can make a quick phone call."

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

"We will now begin boarding Group 2 and anyone from Group 3 or 4 bold enough to try."

"Clear!"

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

Ice Cream Romance

'Your weight is 297 and you will soon be charged an extra airline fee...'

Crash landing

'I'm not sure we can trust these results, Miss Utley -- the diagnostic computer seems to have fallen in love with you.'

Romantic Painter

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

Reindeer Crossing

'Are we nearly there yet? Are we nearly there yet? Are we nearly there yet?'