Jet-setter Lovebirds Gifts

The Scanner Of Love.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

Aging together

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

Who said romance is dead?

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

Rat cupid aiming arrow at drain.

"Man...and...wife...GO!!!"

Underwater wedding!

"Heavens! I'd better rush home. my phone may be ringing."

Petting in the park.

Excess Baggage

'Any objections to this marriage should text me now or forever hold his tweet.'

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

Spokane County Police Department

"No, you open yours first."

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

The Honeymooners.

Wedding Tweets

Man and women blindfold their parrot whilst they are in the bedroom.

"I now pronounce you man and wife... Would you be interested in purchasing a maintenance agreement?"

Rock Climber Wedding

Listen, they're playing our ringtone.

"I'm also available in .pdf format if you're more comfortable with that."

"There's gotta be a way of attracting the ladies that isn't so %$#@ exhausting."

'Stop trying to change the subject!'