Jet-setter Lovebirds T-Shirts

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

Aging together

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

Who said romance is dead?

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

"Man...and...wife...GO!!!"

Rat cupid aiming arrow at drain.

Underwater wedding!

"Heavens! I'd better rush home. my phone may be ringing."

'Any objections to this marriage should text me now or forever hold his tweet.'

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

Petting in the park.

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

Excess Baggage

"No, you open yours first."

Spokane County Police Department

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

The Honeymooners.

Wedding Tweets

Man and women blindfold their parrot whilst they are in the bedroom.

"I now pronounce you man and wife... Would you be interested in purchasing a maintenance agreement?"

Rock Climber Wedding

Listen, they're playing our ringtone.

"I'm also available in .pdf format if you're more comfortable with that."

'Stop trying to change the subject!'

'...and do you, Rachael, take Josh, in sickness and health, seriousness and jest...'