Thrill-seeking Lovebirds T-Shirts

"No, you open yours first."

The Scanner Of Love.

Tunnel of Infatuation

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

Roller Coaster of Love

Bookworm Romance

Aging together

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Rat cupid aiming arrow at drain.

"Man...and...wife...GO!!!"

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

Underwater wedding!

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

Spokane County Police Department

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

The Honeymooners.

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

The Big Jump

"I now pronounce you man and wife... Would you be interested in purchasing a maintenance agreement?"

Rock Climber Wedding

Man and women blindfold their parrot whilst they are in the bedroom.

'Stop trying to change the subject!'

"There's gotta be a way of attracting the ladies that isn't so %$#@ exhausting."

If you lived here, you would be having sex behind this billboard by now.

Clock Co. Billing an & Coo Coo Dept.

"I'm also available in .pdf format if you're more comfortable with that."

"This personal lubricant has an expiration date of 2025 - just saying."

'...and do you, Rachael, take Josh, in sickness and health, seriousness and jest...'

At least our marriage is build on a solid foundation.