Love-struck Athlete Gifts

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Lost in Admiration

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Kissing on the golf course

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Cricket Lovers

' Love and pole vault'

"Don't be cross, Leo. I just had to see you."

Proposal on a snowboard

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

'No, Kevin. It wasn't romantic and it isn't the thought that counts!'

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

"Clear!"

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

The summertime sport

Ice Cream Romance

'I can't be your Valentine right now, but I'll put your name on a waiting list.'

Desert Island Discus

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

Boxing Ring

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'

"Doggone it, Penelope, I'm crazy about you! I'm begging you, please, please don't divorce me!"

"Parry Me!"