Lonely Athlete Gifts

Desert Island Discus

"My email is down... talk to me."

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

' Love and pole vault'

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

Being vertically challenged, I never realized my dream of becoming a pro basketball player. But on a trip to work, it was just like I was a hoops star! I spilled some coffee when walking. I dribble whenever my feet are in motion. I took a selfie when I stopped at the ATM - it was a nice bank shot. Then as I neared the office, I came down the lane - and made an impressive display of driving and dunking. I should be getting a big shoe sponsorship contract any day now!

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

The summertime sport

The Loneliest Job in the World

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

'You've finally gone crazy - asking that goldfish questions and then ignoring its replies!'

'Just because I'm eating alone doesn't mean you should suggest the 'loser' special. But I'll take it.'

'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'

The loneliness of the social distance jogger.

"In the area of human relations, Lewis is a minimalist."

"I'm sorry, he's on his island right now."

Jason regretted his decision to leave the team to pursue a solo career in basketball.

The loneliness of the social distance runner.

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

Golfer using a machine to hit the golfball

'Where's everybody?'

A prisoner pulls out his heart.

"Do you realise that, apart from the obscene phone calls, I don't hear another human voice all day?"

Table for one...

"Are they ever going home? Bring back social isolating!"

Man on island

Is everything all right, M'sieur?