Love-struck Equestrian Gifts

'Ignore him Gloria, stallions only have one thing on their minds!'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'It's for you.'

Lost in Admiration

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

"Don't be cross, Leo. I just had to see you."

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

"You're wearing it backwards."

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

"Clear!"

'You gotta be kidding me!'

At the Horse-Show.

Romantic Painter

P.S. Please Excuse Scribble

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

'Who said that horses aren't carnivores?'

Ice Cream Romance

Ponies for Sale

'Man, that grass looks delicious.'

'I can't be your Valentine right now, but I'll put your name on a waiting list.'

"Polo was a lot more fun before the animal rights people got involved!"

"My date? Gorgeous, smart, Arabian: What a catch!"