Love-struck Equestrian T-Shirts

'Ignore him Gloria, stallions only have one thing on their minds!'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

Lost in Admiration

'It's for you.'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

"Don't be cross, Leo. I just had to see you."

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"You're wearing it backwards."

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

"Clear!"

'You gotta be kidding me!'

At the Horse-Show.

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Romantic Painter

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

'Who said that horses aren't carnivores?'

Ice Cream Romance

'Man, that grass looks delicious.'

'I can't be your Valentine right now, but I'll put your name on a waiting list.'

"I'm a wild horse and want to remain that way, but shoes would sure help my aching feet..."

"I'm sorry...did I forget to mention? I must be honest with you. I have a condition. My doctor says I may need a full time nurse. But otherwise, I'm in perfect health!""