Love-struck Racer T-Shirts

'They carry a big responsibility - if this one wins, I get married.'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'It's for you.'

Lost in Admiration

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

' Love and pole vault'

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

Formula One car models

Double Bike

"It has a nice soft shoulder. You said you needed one to cry on, didn't you?"

Snake Charmer

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

"Clear!"

"Thanks, Siri, but please limit your directions to my driving."

Romantic Painter

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

'I'm not sure we can trust these results, Miss Utley -- the diagnostic computer seems to have fallen in love with you.'

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

The Big Jump

Clark gets nailed.