Love-struck Adventurer T-Shirts

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

"Clear!"

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

Ice Cream Romance

"Doggone it, Penelope, I'm crazy about you! I'm begging you, please, please don't divorce me!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Boat wedding.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"This will be hilarious!"

Love linked

Man propelled by love

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation