Love-struck Adventurer Gifts

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

"Clear!"

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

Ice Cream Romance

"Doggone it, Penelope, I'm crazy about you! I'm begging you, please, please don't divorce me!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Boat wedding.

Asking out a palm reader.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Love linked

"This will be hilarious!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Man propelled by love

Advanced footsie

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'