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'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

Blue Dress and Feather

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The Unhappy King

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

I Pagliacci

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Oedipus

Speech

Proposal

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Football player taking the ball home.