Climb-loving Couple Gifts

'I thought you were proposing when you asked me to tie the knot.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Isn't this fun?"

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

Rubbish and Everest

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"Don't be cross, Leo. I just had to see you."

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

No U Turn.

"No, you open yours first."

Out of Order

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

"We'd originally planned to go mountaineering in the Pyrenees."

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

"Harold! You promised!"

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

Fairy Library - Jack Climbs the Bean Stalk

Rock Climber Wedding

Fortune Cookies

"I'm not playing games anymore...especially if you keep beating me."

'Darling we can't carry on like this.'