Cycling Couple Gifts

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Isn't this fun?"

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

Happy Office

It's much easier on my knees.

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

Double Bike

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

"Harold! You promised!"

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

The Bikings

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

Exercise Gym. Only the bike is stationary -- you have to actually move.

"I'm not playing games anymore...especially if you keep beating me."

"Just because you came fishing with me didn't mean you had to catch a fish."

"Let's trade this thing in for a Peloton."

'Frankly Darling, I don't need a GPS system to tell me I'm in the middle of nowhere...'

Monkey on Bike

'Didn't I tell you to hydrate before we left the house this morning?'

"I'm sorry dear - I've lost the little ball down the little hole again."

'I thought you were proposing when you asked me to tie the knot.'

Father Christmas Snow Globe.

Tandem face mask