Traveling Couple Gifts

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Sloaney Pony.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"First class, or with children?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Desert Island Meals.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Omara Portuondo

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Sparkling Water

Airport Security.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Tourists and their Pets.

'Are we there yet?'

Under pressure.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Echo Tourism'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"