Traveling Duo Gifts

'I wish you wouldn't put these little mints on my pillow when we stay at hotels. They melt into my hair.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Airplane food

"How's my tripping you up?"

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

'To much orange.'

TSA

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"What an amazing view!"

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

Baggage Claim

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

'The only thing going up in the air is Volanic Ash and our holiday plans.'

Excess Baggage: You wonder where folks are traveling to that they need all that luggage...

A meteorite falls on an vehicle in a 'Falling Rock Zone.'

Games on a train.

Unreliable Narrator

Flight Information

Tour group flight advice.

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

Bad sea-legs

"I'll put you on the next flight, but first I have to type each of these keys ten million times."

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

"So did you tell him to stop kicking the back of your seat?"