Duo On Wheels Gifts

"What an amazing view!"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Bicycle Sidecar.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

"USA map"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'I wish you wouldn't put these little mints on my pillow when we stay at hotels. They melt into my hair.'

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

Man falling off bike at finish line.

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

Asleep on an airplane

Road Buddies

Two women playing the piano for some guests

Why a bike is way cooler than a car: your air conditioner never breaks down.

Motorbike display team caught in traffic jam

Tandem face mask

Woman walking the dog on roller skates.

Lost Biker.