Duo On Wheels Pillows

"What an amazing view!"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Bicycle Sidecar.

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

"USA map"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'I wish you wouldn't put these little mints on my pillow when we stay at hotels. They melt into my hair.'

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

Man falling off bike at finish line.

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

Asleep on an airplane

Road Buddies

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

Two women playing the piano for some guests

Tandem face mask

Why a bike is way cooler than a car: your air conditioner never breaks down.

Motorbike display team caught in traffic jam

Woman walking the dog on roller skates.

Lost Biker.

'After Fred dreamed of Linda he felt as though he'd cheated on his motorcycle.'