Musical Duo Enthusiast Pillows

Two women playing the piano for some guests

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Dancing

The Common Sutra.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

The Man of La Mancha,and his sidekick, the Man of La Muncha.

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

Gay couple living together.

'I wish you wouldn't put these little mints on my pillow when we stay at hotels. They melt into my hair.'

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

Sid & Nancy

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

A bride and groom playing a double bass

Batmansplaining.

Donuts. Pastries. Danish. Cookies. I'm breaking my diet resolution, but on the other hand I'm keeping my resolution to visit old friends!

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

Asleep on an airplane

Ant and Dec.

Newlywed violinists

Muggins and Free Loader

'Notice how married people start to look like each other?'

'How come when I like the wife, you don't like the husband? . . . Sigh. We'll never have friends.'

Women's Synchronized Peeing

Double wedding