Musical Duo Enthusiast Pillows

Two women playing the piano for some guests

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Dancing

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

Gay couple living together.

'I wish you wouldn't put these little mints on my pillow when we stay at hotels. They melt into my hair.'

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

Sid & Nancy

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

A bride and groom playing a double bass

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

Asleep on an airplane

Ant and Dec.

Newlywed violinists

Muggins and Free Loader

'Notice how married people start to look like each other?'

'How come when I like the wife, you don't like the husband? . . . Sigh. We'll never have friends.'

Women's Synchronized Peeing

Double wedding

Goodbye Kiss