Adventurous Duos Pillows

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

Romance

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

The brochure did say to watch out for the bottom-feeding fish.

I told you not to touch its belly.

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

'Will you marry me, Pam?'

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

Rock Climber Wedding

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

"That's a big nest. You may want to stretch, because my exterminating experience says we run."

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

'Frankly Darling, I don't need a GPS system to tell me I'm in the middle of nowhere...'

"I'm sorry...did I forget to mention? I must be honest with you. I have a condition. My doctor says I may need a full time nurse. But otherwise, I'm in perfect health!""

'Didn't I tell you to hydrate before we left the house this morning?'

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

I've decided to get Elon Musk to send me for a trip around the moon in two years. I set up a Gofundme page to crowdsource money for it. My goal is to raise ten billion dollars. That shouldn't be too hard, considering there are seven billion people on earth. Non of whom are going to give you a dime. I hope not. That would only come to seven hundred million. Annoyed? How'd you like to send me far away? Here's a link to my Gofundme.

'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'

Asleep on an airplane

Bird Watching. . . Nude Beach

Two women playing the piano for some guests

Ant and Dec.

'Hold on, we're gonna fly!'

'You knew it was a jungle out there when you married me!'

Bob got off with a simple slap on the wrist.

There Will Always Be Someone Kinkier Than Your Vanilla Ass