Quirky Duo Enthusiast Pillows

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

A Prickly Pair

Football Crazy strip six

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

Face Mask Romance

Prison Romance.

Graffitti.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Don't tell him anything."

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'