Quirky Duo Enthusiast Prints

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Cat Towels

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Advanced footsie

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

A Prickly Pair

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

Football Crazy strip six

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Prison Romance.

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

Graffitti.

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Don't tell him anything."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'