Traveling Duos Pillows

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

Asleep on an airplane

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

"What an amazing view!"

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

"I want to make it with you."

How about swapping wives for the day?

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

'I wish you wouldn't put these little mints on my pillow when we stay at hotels. They melt into my hair.'

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

"Where in the world can we bore people senseless about this year?"

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

Dance Partners

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

'Well, I think we're finally unlost. This place looks familiar.' 'I imagine it does. We've been here twice in the last 20 minutes. Maybe we should just give up, park the car, and live here.'

'Did you ever consider a backpack?'

'Frankly Darling, I don't need a GPS system to tell me I'm in the middle of nowhere...'

Two women playing the piano for some guests

"I think I've had bad dates in all 50 states."

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

'I'm just a mover myself, but I'm married to a shaker.'

"I'm going to miss you too, honey."

'I'm eating for two now.'

Double wedding

Go ahead. Sioux me.

Goodbye Kiss