Couples Travel Pillows

"Where in the world can we bore people senseless about this year?"

Tourists

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Mixed Doubles.

Family with pets.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

The Family Joules: Part 6

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"We used to entertain a great deal."

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Be careful, Darlene. He's wearing a ring."

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

One Way - Yield

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"Hell: The Airport"

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

'...and could you refill the vinegar - Genius here thinks it's the wine.'

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"