Couples Travel Pillows

Tourists

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Mixed Doubles.

Family with pets.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"We used to entertain a great deal."

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Be careful, Darlene. He's wearing a ring."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

"Hell: The Airport"

One Way - Yield

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."