Traveling Duo Pillows

'I wish you wouldn't put these little mints on my pillow when we stay at hotels. They melt into my hair.'

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Airplane food

"How's my tripping you up?"

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

TSA

'To much orange.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"What an amazing view!"

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

Baggage Claim

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

'The only thing going up in the air is Volanic Ash and our holiday plans.'

Excess Baggage: You wonder where folks are traveling to that they need all that luggage...

"Where in the world can we bore people senseless about this year?"

A meteorite falls on an vehicle in a 'Falling Rock Zone.'

Games on a train.

Flight Information

Tour group flight advice.

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

Unreliable Narrator

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

Bad sea-legs

"I'll put you on the next flight, but first I have to type each of these keys ten million times."

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'