Couples Who Travel Pillows

'Well, I think we're finally unlost. This place looks familiar.' 'I imagine it does. We've been here twice in the last 20 minutes. Maybe we should just give up, park the car, and live here.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

The Family Joules: Part 6

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Hell: The Airport"

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

Even though we have to keep our distance...

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

'I wish you wouldn't put these little mints on my pillow when we stay at hotels. They melt into my hair.'

Flight Information

'Caffeinated or decaffeinated?'

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

"Did anybody remember to check the luggage rack before takeoff?"

"Where in the world can we bore people senseless about this year?"

'Ooh, that's new!' (antipasto bar in the Collusseum).

"As a friendly reminder, this is a non-smoking flight, but not necessarily a non-chocking one."