Couples Who Travel Mugs

'Well, I think we're finally unlost. This place looks familiar.' 'I imagine it does. We've been here twice in the last 20 minutes. Maybe we should just give up, park the car, and live here.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"Hell: The Airport"

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

Even though we have to keep our distance...

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

'I wish you wouldn't put these little mints on my pillow when we stay at hotels. They melt into my hair.'

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

'Ooh, that's new!' (antipasto bar in the Collusseum).

"Did anybody remember to check the luggage rack before takeoff?"

'Caffeinated or decaffeinated?'

Flight Information

'Nomad country'

"As a friendly reminder, this is a non-smoking flight, but not necessarily a non-chocking one."