Couples In Travel Mishaps Mugs

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Injured backpacker.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

"It's not what you think."

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

Seagulls landing

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

'Well, I think we're finally unlost. This place looks familiar.' 'I imagine it does. We've been here twice in the last 20 minutes. Maybe we should just give up, park the car, and live here.'

'The groom called to say he can't marry you today. He totally forgot he was in a pool tournament this weekend.'

Airline luggage return: 'Next time, send my luggage to Paris, Texas, and me, to Paris France'

"Sorry Ma'ma, but I got caught inside a car for a few hours. I just managed to escape when they opened the window: Where am I?"

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

Asleep on an airplane

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"Flight or fight!"