Couples In Travel Mishaps Gifts

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Injured backpacker.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"It's not what you think."

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

Seagulls landing

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"Where in the world can we bore people senseless about this year?"

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

"You might want to take this. It's your wife."

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

'Well, I think we're finally unlost. This place looks familiar.' 'I imagine it does. We've been here twice in the last 20 minutes. Maybe we should just give up, park the car, and live here.'

'The groom called to say he can't marry you today. He totally forgot he was in a pool tournament this weekend.'

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

Asleep on an airplane

"Flight or fight!"

Airline luggage return: 'Next time, send my luggage to Paris, Texas, and me, to Paris France'