Travel Mishaps Mugs

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Injured backpacker.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

Seagulls landing

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

'It says, 'Get back on the tour bus'.'

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

"You're holding the map upside-down."

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

I'm sorry, sir, the body scanner doesn't work at the moment. Would you please undress and lie down here?'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'Is this business class?'

"Flight or fight!"

"Sorry Ma'ma, but I got caught inside a car for a few hours. I just managed to escape when they opened the window: Where am I?"

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

Terminal 5 lost luggage ID department.

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

Airline luggage return: 'Next time, send my luggage to Paris, Texas, and me, to Paris France'

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

The Grim Reaper is standing at the airport baggage claim waiting to pick up his scythe case from the luggage conveyor.