Unexpected Travel Mishap Mugs

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Injured backpacker.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Seagulls landing

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

"It's worse than I thought."

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

"Here we are in Jackson Hole and our luggage went to Hawaii!"

I'm sorry, sir, the body scanner doesn't work at the moment. Would you please undress and lie down here?'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

"Sorry Ma'ma, but I got caught inside a car for a few hours. I just managed to escape when they opened the window: Where am I?"

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

"Flight or fight!"

'Is this business class?'

'Woah! I must have gotten on the wrong bus.'

Airline luggage return: 'Next time, send my luggage to Paris, Texas, and me, to Paris France'

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'