Humor On Wheels Pillows

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

World's cheapest car

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

I break for toilet paper

Speed Bumps.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

Lucky car.

No Hand Signals

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Speed Checked By Radar.

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Parking? I don't think so.

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

Desert Island Cycle Path

Congestion Evasion Device.

"Have you considered insurance, rego, third party, tolls, resale..."

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

Car rot. I thought you would like to know! Carrot. Do you want a punch in the knows?!

CSA bogging down a truck

'My car has been acting funny.'

"Flashed again....Anyone would think I was on full beam!"

"That explains a lot."

Need for oil?

"Isn't that one of Mr. Ferguson's wheels?"

Lost Biker.