Humor On Wheels Pillows

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

World's cheapest car

I break for toilet paper

Speed Bumps.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

Lucky car.

No Hand Signals

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Speed Checked By Radar.

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Parking? I don't think so.

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

"Have you considered insurance, rego, third party, tolls, resale..."

Desert Island Cycle Path

Congestion Evasion Device.

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

CSA bogging down a truck

'My car has been acting funny.'

"Isn't that one of Mr. Ferguson's wheels?"

"That explains a lot."

Need for oil?

"Flashed again....Anyone would think I was on full beam!"

Lost Biker.

Towing truck pulling car from top of car show room