Motoring Humor Pillows

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

CLEAR!

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

World's cheapest car

Volkswagen Scandal

I break for toilet paper

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Driving a Lemon.

Speed Checked By Radar.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

Parking? I don't think so.

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'