Motoring Humor Pillows

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

CLEAR!

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

World's cheapest car

I break for toilet paper

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Driving a Lemon.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Speed Checked By Radar.

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Parking? I don't think so.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'