Comedian On Wheels Pillows

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Bicycle sat nav.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Road work next 15 years.

Speed Bumps.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

La Tour 2007.

Lucky car.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Insomnia

No Hand Signals

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Learner Riders

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

Drunken cyclist

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Babe hits for the cycle.

"He's come out of retirement!"

Wheelies Gang.