Love On Wheels Gifts

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

Wind Tunnel of Love.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

Love by bike

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

"What an amazing view!"

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

"Somehow this ride's just not the same as it was before we had kids!"

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

Tunnel of Unrequited Love.

Woman walking the dog on roller skates.

Miss Motormouth

Why a bike is way cooler than a car: your air conditioner never breaks down.

Lost Biker.

'After Fred dreamed of Linda he felt as though he'd cheated on his motorcycle.'

'Any safety features?' - 'Yes, the price. It makes you drive slowly.'

"I tried to give my boyfriend a kiss while he was driving....we fell off the motorcycle."

Cyclist Wedding

'They carry a big responsibility - if this one wins, I get married.'